While chatting with my friend who is a law student at kogi state university, he asks me some question in regard to what they have learn in the school that day. My friend told me that under criminal law today, his lecturer told them a story, and the story like a drama, went like this: a husband told his wife, my parent will not allow me to marry you if you didn’t pregnant for me, because that is the culture of our family.
Wife ==> my dear did you think it can be possible?

Husband ==> nothing impossible on this world, even impossibility prove
itself to be possibility when you remove the "im".
Wife ==> but you know am a verging, and it use to be painful being the first time.

Husband ==> don’t worry it will not pain you, and more so, no matter how, you must lost your virginity.

Wife ==> once you have promise that it will not be that painful, and for me to satisfy my beloved husband, i agree with you.

Husband ==> thank you my dear, now let enter.

Wife ==> quickly like that?

Husband ==> yes my dear, why wasting time.

Wife ==> okay, let enter.
Both of them enter, and in a very few time, the wife started crying. The cry was based on the fact that she lost her virginity, and because she did not enjoy anything from the sex, she decides to let put an end. The husband said I can’t stand up until I finish. Once the lady has no choice at that moment, she let her husband sweet his mind. The following morning while the husband woke up, he saw a man and the man hold court warrant as an agent of the court, and he gave him the warrant and guess what, he has been sue to court as a rapist. The question come like this, as a lawyer, you are being employ to defend the husband or the wife given at least 5 reason why you support any of them. To me, thou not because am a man, but I will be in support of the husband. Now If you happen to be the defender (lawyer), whom would you like to support? Let us know your view on it by your comment. You may also like to read our joke on a husband and wifeand a pastor and husband.

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Today am very happy to share with you, my joke of the day.

It’s all about a husband and wife.

What happen between them?

One day, the husband call his wife, honey I want to take you to an eatery today, just to make you happy, but please when you are coming, kindly come alone.

     They both agree, but when the wife is coming, she come along with her three (3) friends, her husband decide to risk it with the small amount in his pocket.

     Both of them went to the nearest eatery, and the husband knowing that he’s with small amount of money, order for item number 6 of the book given to them, and the item is coca-cola(soft drink), the wife while looking at those items, order for number 10,14,18 and 26. The other friend, order for item 2,4,5,7,8,9,12,14 and 16 respectively. While the third one who is the elderly one of them just watch the item and reply like this: give me page number 1, 3 and page number 5.

     All the money in the husbands pocket is N8, 000, and the order of the food is 12,000+ with the calculation of the man, the man decided to pay for his bill and his wife bill alone, and left the remaining friend on the seat. Now tell me, who is at fault? To me the wife is the one.

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The pastor and a husband

Today I will be sharing with you today, the joke about a pastor and a husband in the church .

Some time I published a joke on a couple, you can check that at here.

Today, am sharing with you another wonderful joke of another couple.

So what really happen within the couple?

One day Mr. James went to church for fellowship, and the program in the church went like this;

The pastor after given his public talk (preaching) said if you know that your wife is very pretty and very important to you, you can contribute to promote the work of God in the church according to her value. Because the preaching was based on a good wife in the house, and the title is; did you value your wife?

Every body began to dance and started contributing according to their capacity, some contributed a token of N1, 000, some N5, 000, and even some with N500. A man just dance to where the pastor can see him very clearly and contributed the token of N10.

The pastor asks; did you just contribute according to the beauty of your wife? The husband replied yes, that pastor if you see my wife, you will even give me change from the one I have contributed, but all the same, she’s still valuable to me, that’s why I contribute such amount. The man also said, pastor I suppose not to even contribute at all, but with the fact that it’s me that marry her, that why I contribute this token. The pastor asks again don’t you see before marrying her? The man replied as well that, pastor I see her very well before marrying her, but because of I don’t want any man to disturb my wife, I prefer the ugliest one on earth.

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